Deliberate plagerism

Tyler found this and thought it was funny. It's totally true.


> YOU MIGHT BE FROM MICHIGAN IF.......
>
> 1.You've never met any celebrities.
> (although I have .. Steven Tyler (Aerosmith), Cypress Hill (a looong time ago), and Oasis)

> 2."Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
>
> 3.At least 1 member of your family disowns you
> the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.
>
> 4.Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.....eh!
>
> 5.You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the
> right.
(True, true, true)
>
> 6.Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting
> to pass an orange barrel.
>
> 7.You know how to play (and pronounce)Euchre.
>
> 8.It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot
> Fudge sauce, AND Faygo Pop.
>
> 9.You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
>
> 10.You've had to switch on the "heat" and the
> "A/C" in the same day.
>
> 11.You bake with SODA and drink a POP.
>
> 12.The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't
> funny. You consider it a documentary.
>
> 13.Your little league game was snowed out.
>
> 14.The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than
> anatomical, significance.
>
> 15.You show people where you grew up by pointing
> to a spot on your left hand.
>
> 16. Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from
> Port Huron to Muskegon.
>
> 17.You measure distance in minutes.
>
> 18.When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan
> Left."
>
> 19.You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but
> isn't that far from Hell.
> (There really is a town called Hell, Mi)
> 20.Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
>
> 21.Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy
> stores at Christmas.
>
> 22.You know when it has rained because of the smell of
> worms.
>
> 23.Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your
> hometown.
>
> 24.You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
>
> 25. You get used to see **** droppings on your car windshield from
> seagulls no matter how far from the lake the inland parking lot is.
(I'm going to change this to Canadian Goose poo ... and on the sidewalk, not car windshield)
>
> 26. Can never understand why bird lovers want to protect those pesky,
> smelly Canadian geese.
>
> 27. When an inquisitive co-worker asks you why you bought a large SUV your
> answer is: We have an over-population of deer in my town.
>
> 28. Only a Michigander can plan in mowing his lawn during the summer
> months at 10PM at night because there's still sunlight out there.
>
> 27. A good Michigander knows that no matter what...I-75 will be under
> construction somewhere.